Win a Whiter Smile with Smile Brilliant!

Enter to win a Smile Brilliant professional teeth whitening kit!I’ll let you in on a little secret.  I’ve always had a thing for imperfect teeth.  Now when I say “imperfect,” I don’t mean effed up.  I’ve never been turned on by missing teeth or vampire fangs (even though I had them before braces) or yellow teeth.  What I find attractive is just that little something that’s kind of unique.  Like when the top 2 teeth are a little bit longer than the rest like little rabbit teeth, or maybe when those same two teeth are ever so slightly turned in.  It’s weird, I know.  But seriously, ask any of my long-time besties and they’ll tell you — I have a thing for it. [Read more...]

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The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant

I haven’t been pregnant in more than 2 years (ahem, thank goodness with how this one went down), yet this is still one of my most popular posts.  I guess it’s all you women who, despite all these sucky things about being pregnant, keep doing it again and again and again.  ; )  Sooo, I thought I’d share it again today.  I hope you enjoy.

10 sucky things about being pregnant

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1. I can no longer enjoy a hearty laugh or even experience an impromptu sneeze without peeing myself a smidge.  I’m inventing Depend’s EasyFit PREGNANCY SLIMS for those of us who wet ourselves just a tad throughout the day.

slim-sized depend's adult diapers for pregnancy pees2. The dead-of-night surprise of sudden foot cramps so painful I shoot out of bed from a deep sleep and start hopping around on one foot while holding the other and yelping, “Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch” like a cartoon character. Somehow hubs sleeps right through this drama every time. Which just makes me want to poke him awake and then say, “Man, those cramps are rough. Sorry I woke you.” [Read more...]

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My Little Picassos

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clx_ick_awards_logo-blue-610x331What happens when you turn your little artists loose in the yard with paint?  What starts out as artistic quickly turns to just plain icky.

On the first pretty Spring day, I disrobed the kids without a lot of forethought and ejected them from the house with a rainbow’s worth of finger paint.  I knew they’d make a mess with the paint and I was okay with that. [Read more...]

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Celebrity Encounter: Vince Neil

Celebrity Encounter:  Vince Neil of Motley CrueI used to work in music and I’ve also always been a huge live music fan so I have a few celebrity encounters in my memory bank.  Today, I share with you what it’s like to dance on stage with Vince Neil while he sings “Girls! Girls! Girls!”

The first thing you should do is to remove the picture in your head of an arena and replace it with a bowling alley. It was a Vince Neil solo show – post Motley Crue heyday and pre comeback tour. I can only imagine his mood was pretty terrible looking out at the 47 people who’d come to see him but were mostly chatting with each other about how short he is in person. [Read more...]

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