Comments on: 10 Things I’ll Never Understand About Men

By: Toulouse

Toulouse — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 03:24:44 +0000

I’m happy to know you were able to let the jorts go at the appropriate time. Far too many people are addicted. Jorts Anonymous, folks. Just follow the 12 steps, let go and let God.

By: Justin Knight

Justin Knight — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 16:55:09 +0000

Funny stuff here! “Jorts”? Really? I remember having some in the 80s, but wow! As far as boobs go, don’t try to pretend you haven’t used that one to your advantage!

By: Virginia Llorca

Virginia Llorca — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 23:07:15 +0000

Cuz it is genitalia.

By: Virginia Llorca

Virginia Llorca — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 23:06:07 +0000

@Kylie. Mine runs out and buys one rather than look. I posted the row of peroxide bottles on face book, lined up 3 bottles of canola oil on pantry shelf, arranged row of 7 tape measures artistically on bookcase. It doesn’t help. I want new kitchen counters but he has burned holes in these twice so I guess I better wait til he dies.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 22:36:35 +0000

Thanks! Fortunately, my husband thinks I’m a magical witch-fairy person who makes things instantly appear. Glad you enjoyed these

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 20:35:21 +0000

OK, ladies allow me to retort …

1. Depends on the number of brothers you grew up with. I had two plus a dad, so eating was grab it fast, pound it first then enjoy it on the upcoming burps
2. Jorts ?!?!? – Lord, do dudes where these ?? I haven’t owned a pair since 1982. Ladies, please tell me your men do not wear these.
3. I wear boxers so skids are never an issue for this dude. Now tighty whitey wearers have this issue. My “twig and berries” need to breath and move – can’t be all trapped in that cotton prison
4. Your friend is right – boobs are great. Couldn’t truly say why other than it is the one sexual organ we get to occasionally see from any woman walking down the street. And don’t act like when you put on a shirt you don’t know that the “girls” will be peeking out and drawing some looks from us. You know what you’re doing
5. “I’ll call you” is not a line. It is truly uttered to leave our options open – basically means you will be ranked on the hookup list to receive a call back. If you are highly ranked, you get a call. If not, you don’t. And the rankings change all the time based on looks, needs, and alcohol intake
6. You got me there – love to adjust the junk. Just watch your infant sons. From the minute they figure out where their junk is the adjusting starts. Just be glad I don’t have a vagina or my junk adjustment time would increase 100 fold …
7. You got me there #2 – potty talk is awesome at age 7 and just as awesome at age 47. And don’t get me started on farts – still guaranteed to crack me up after all these years
8. Ahhh – looks like someone is very close to figuring out what makes us happy and subservient
9. What’s the big deal ?? It is an adventure finding our destinations – just sit back and enjoy the ride. Let us have our thrill of accomplishing the tasks of getting our family to the correct destination. Our lives have so few victories now
10. I hate boogers and thus my goal when I obtain one is to get rid of it as quickly as I can so, yep, your furniture is in jeopardy. I will do my best to hide it
11. Usually the only time I ever lose something is when my wife moves it from where I originally placed it. You don’t touch it, then I don’t lose it
12. Big items in the back, small items in the front or in the doors. Seems like a simple system to me – when we all adhere to it
13. Wrong !!! Wrong !! If your man doesn’t wash his hands after taking a piss, he is just a dirty mammal. Having a penis has nothing to do with being clean. Also, a towel is a towel. Big or small it’s purpose is to dry
14. I can’t comment on this one because I do the cooking. Hate to clean up, but that is where my gal steps in. and yeah, we know it creates extra work, we really just don’t care, but there is hope … see answer to number 8 
15. No gas is needed until the light goes on and then no gas is TRULY needed until the needle hit a certain part of a letter on the gauge. Come on, we drive a mini van – let us do one edgy thing in our pathetic lives …

By: gotenksssj20

gotenksssj20 — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 16:55:28 +0000

How about women who adjust their bras constantly as if its no big deal but get upset when a guy has to adjust himself why is your’s acceptable but mine is not

By: Toulouse

Toulouse — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 14:57:43 +0000

Oh yes Kylie! You did good. The pantry thing extends to just about anything, I think. My husband always asks me where something is before he even looks for it. Or MAYBE he’ll pop into the pantry and stand there for 2 seconds, not see it, and then ask. I can always do just what you said — go in and move one thing and there it is. IN THE SAME PLACE IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN! Drives me nuts. Thanks for your awesome contributions. : )

By: Kylie

Kylie — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 06:38:40 +0000

OOOOh. This is so funny (as always).
I’m not sure if these are universal, but I suspect they may be:
11. They can never find their keys/phone/t-shirt/shoes and are amazed when you know exactly where they left the “lost” item.
12. They cannot find if it is behind another item in the refrigerator or pantry. That mayonnaise jar is just too heavy to move!
13. They do not wash their hands after using the toilet. If they do happen to wash their hands, it’s with a trickle of water and they dry their hands on your bath towel despite a hand-towel hanging right there in front of them.
14. They use the counter as a cutting board or spoon rest, but don’t wipe up the mess. Do they not realize they are making extra work for us? Are we just supposed to be happy because sometimes they cook?
15. They like, I mean LOVE, to leave the car’s gas-tank on empty for the thrill of it. How low can it go? How long can they get away without paying for gas? It’s so exciting, really. Especially when you finally wrest the kids into the minivan to take them to school and discover you’re running on fumes.

By: Kayley Anderson

Kayley Anderson — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 02:08:44 +0000

My husband is fairly well behaved for a dude. The only thing I don’t understand and am annoyed by is him bringing home computer crap that he will never use! Our place is small, there’s no room for that!