You can now buy honest wine labels for moms here!
Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. But sometimes it’s hard to figure out which one to buy from the mumbo jumbo about lemons, oak, artisan soil and huckleberry on the label, not to mention keeping your kids from breaking $4027 worth of champagne as they shove each other next to you while you decide. Wouldn’t it be easier if the label just straight up said what it’s for? That’s why I’m suggesting these 12 Honest Wine Labels for Moms™.
Ah, I Pee Myself When I Sneeze 2015. It was a good year, a very good year – for Poise pads.
Have you ever tried the 2013 “I May Have Had One Kid Too Many?” It’s full-bodied with strong notes of desperation.
I recommend stocking up on “Can’t do 1st grade math” when you find it. It just gets harder and harder every year. And you sometimes need 1 + 1 + 1/2 bottles to cover up your own sense of inadequacy.
“E is for episiotomy” is a special occasion wine while “We are watching Calliou” is appropriate wine to cover up whine any time of the day or year.
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That wasn’t enough, was it? There are so many other reasons we need our wine. So here’s 12 MORE Honest Wine Labels for Moms. And yes, I remembered lice is a verrrry good reason to drink wine.
Please call your grocery stores and ask them to stock these Honest Wine Labels (and the wine) for moms in mixed cases. Even better if they deliver.
I have to go try to drink away my FUPA now. Cheers! Meet you at the wine party! I recommend these awesome wine tumblers. One for you and one for a friend (like ME).
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Don’t forget you can now buy honest wine labels for moms here. They make the perfect gift for that wine-loving mom in your life who could use a good laugh – and that pretty much describes us all, now doesn’t it? Perfect for playdates, birthdays, Christmas, gift baskets, Mother’s Day or just any old day.
Also great for laughing through the pain? My new book (along with more than 30 other hilarious bloggers), “I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone.”