Comments on: 8 Reasons It’s Better To Be A Girl Than A Guy http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/better-girl-guy/ Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Wed, 07 Jun 2017 21:53:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.13 By: CeeCee http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/better-girl-guy/#comment-49762 Sat, 27 Aug 2016 15:09:54 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5139#comment-49762 She: “The number one reason why it’s better to be a chick, is because we can get laid whenever we want.”

Me: “The number one reason why it’s better to be a dude, is because we can get married whenever we want.”

Silence.

]]> By: Courtney Conover http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/better-girl-guy/#comment-16056 Fri, 06 Jun 2014 02:03:58 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5139#comment-16056 Just chiming in to co-sign with you. It’s better to be a girl All. The. Way.

Not that I have any experience being the latter — nor would I want to: I in no way would want to know what it’s like to have to rough a bad skin day sans make-up. Hell, I rarely wear make-up anyway, but I cherish having the option…

]]> By: Toulouse http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/better-girl-guy/#comment-15947 Thu, 29 May 2014 01:55:33 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5139#comment-15947 #8. You forgot “The View.”

]]> By: Mike http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/better-girl-guy/#comment-15797 Wed, 21 May 2014 22:46:58 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5139#comment-15797 Given the fact that it took you over a year to come up with 8 reasons it is better to be a chick than a dude from my original posting, shows me you had to think LONG and hard to come up with something, anything 

Well allow me to retort …

1. Free drinks, really ?? What does that work out to be with you chicks, like $20 in drinks ?? And the bonus of free drinks for you – easier pickups by us dudes …

2. Really, a benefit ?? I don’t think so as I lay in bed getting that extra hour of sleep while you go through countless combinations of clothing for you to wear only to go back to the first one you had on

3. Just FYI – that comfy seat the dude gave up to you has about 7 Taco Bueno burrito farts which he embedded in the cushion before you got there

4. You got me here. – it is a crazy organ with a mind of its own, but then again it is always easy to tell if we are thinking of pleasurable encounters unlike your crazy lady parts which remain a mystery to this day

5. You really just said having to put on makeup was a reason it was better to be a girl than a guy ?!?!? Are you high right now ?!?! How’s that covered makeup blemish feel when it is 95 degrees with 90% humidity ??

6. This is your best one. Any halfway decent girl that flirts even the tiniest of bits can get us to do anything they want because deep down we think that it shows us that you secretly want us. Remember, many times we are led by our small brain, not our big brain. The power of the is strong. The drawback for you is that even though your flirtation didn’t lead to anything, we will be thinking dirty thoughts about you after our encounter.

7. Please …. You want to know how to dick up our Father’s Day ?? give us breakfast in bed, give us a gift, make it a day about us, etc. The best gift you can give us on Father’s Day ?? Just leave us alone – just let us bath in our own thoughts and dream of the days when we were actually in control of all aspects in our lives

8. I would argue that we are more productive because we are not programmed to get distracted by Ellen, Oprah, and Facebook.

And what’s with the picture of the jumping chick ?? Who wears a scarf to the beach ?!?! She must be running for that free drink and chair combination coming her way .

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