Honest Wine Labels for Moms – Holiday Edition

Honest Wine Labels for Moms - Holiday Edition - @toulousentonic

Buy Holiday Honest Wine Labels for Moms here! You can also get them (and my other versions) on etsy. Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. And there’s no time we need our wine more than the holidays. What with all the hats we already wear – and now we’ve got […]

The Elf on the Shelf is Dead

elf on the shelf, shenanigans, making messes, naughty

It’s been one year since our poor Mr. Jingles left us so tragically. A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. (For some people, but not for me.) Yes, it’s true. The Elf on the Shelf is dead. We are gathered together today to pay tribute to one of the fallen, Mr. Jingles. […]

The Proper Way to Accept a Gift You Hate

The Proper Way To Accept A Gift You Hate by Toulouse and Tonic

A couple of years ago, I gave my husband a Wii for Christmas.  He was very happy.  So happy in fact, that he played way into the wii hours (see what I did there?) of the night and was so focused on the TV screen, he almost burned down the house.  But more on that […]

Once Upon a Time, I Drank Your Wine This Morning.

Danny Clark Photography Throw-back Photos

This. This photo made me do a spit take.  Like, a real spit take.  With hot coffee. And I keep laughing every single time I think about it.  So much so that if I’m out and about, people will look at me like I’m crazy cuz I’m just cackling away to myself, shaking my head […]

10 Things to Hate About the Holidays

10 things to hate about the holidays

Oh yes, my friends.  Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you.  And why yes, it IS a middle finger.  Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow.  So, […]

The 12 Days of Chrismukkah (Sing-along!)

The 12 Days of Chrismukkah song

My husband is Jewish and I’m Christian. We’ve been married for 8 years so we’ve figured out a way to make the holidays work for us. We celebrate Chrismukkah. And here for you, whether you’re an interfaith couple or not, is our very special holiday song — The 12 Days of Chrismukkah.  It’s best sung […]

Show Me The Magic

inflatable reindeer at door

That moment when your kindergartner wakes you up because Santa has come and you pad out in your socked feet just hoping to grab a cup of coffee before the paper-shredding begins and then you see something peeking in your front door and you knit your brows, puzzled, but it’s followed immediately by a delighted […]

Holiday Wrapping (up)

A vlog of an interfaith couple singing the 12 days of chrismukkah

I’m feeling so warm and fuzzy today.  Looks like your (sometimes) weekly newsletter will be short on the snark. Never fear.  My snark well runs deep and strong.  It’ll be back, probably by the end of this update. Last week, I got my husband tipsy and talked him into doing this:  The 12 Days of […]

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