A Mardi Gras Drinking Game for Parents

Mardi Gras Drinking Game for parents

Today’s post comes at a perfect time for my Mobile and New Orleans friends – and many others who celebrate Mardi Gras. We’re deep in the “throws” (hehe) of it right now and I can back up everything my friend, Annie, has written below. You just can’t get through the parades without a good drinking […]

Top 10 Signs I Chose the Wrong Baby Daddy

10 Signs I Chose The Wrong Baby Daddy - @toulousentonic

This is a guest post by a friend of mine named Greta. She’s smart and funny and awesome and just happened to make a very bad choice in a Baby Daddy, so she thought she’d write about it for you. Did any of you choose the wrong baby daddy? *post contains affiliate links. If you […]

The Lazy Person’s Guide to the 9 Best Inventions of all time.

9 Inventions That Will Help You Be The Lazy Person You Long To Be - @toulousentonic

I love that in this post Mike was inspired solely by things that encourage laziness. The original title of this piece was just something like “People Who Should Be Drinking Free For The Rest of Their Lives Because They Invented These Things,” which in and of itself is pretty hilarious. But then I noticed that […]

New Year’s Eve Before Kids and After Kids

New Year's Eve Before Kids and After Kids

Sometimes I miss the old days where my New Year’s celebration ended with my head in the toilet from drinking too much champagne instead of my kid’s head in the toilet because he’s caught yet another stomach virus. Either way there’s vomit involved but at least I had earned it the fun way before kids. […]

Top 10 Habits of Highly Annoying Facebookers

The Top 10 Habits of Annoying Facebookers - What He Said, by Mike - Toulouse & Tonic

It’s time for another What He Said by Mike and this time he’s taking on Facebook. While Mike readily admits that he does most of these things too, he doesn’t think that makes any of them less annoying. Read on and let us how many annoying Facebook habits you’re guilty of. 1. Reply fishing – saying something […]

Ten Things I’ve Learned As My Kids Become Adults

My kids are grown up. Here are 10 important lessons I learned along the way.

Today, I have a surprise for you.  Mike is not all snark.  He has a real, beating heart under there – and some serious smarts when it comes to raising kids.  Since his kids are young adults and mine are still little curtain-climbers, I’m gleaning some wisdom from this post while I laugh.  I bet […]

10 Things to Hate About the Holidays

10 things to hate about the holidays

Oh yes, my friends.  Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you.  And why yes, it IS a middle finger.  Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow.  So, […]

10 Things I’ll Never Understand About Women


Mike’s been married for over 2 decades and yet he still doesn’t understand very much about women, by his own admission.  In today’s “What He Said, by Mike,” he lays out his top 10 burning questions for you ladies.  Please feel free to school him in the comments.  I’ll hold him down while you beat […]

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