100 Funny Kid Quotes That Will Make You LOL

More than 100 real funny kid quotes that will make you LOL - @toulousentonic

Today, my 3yo told me he’d be right back, he was just going to the “diamond room” for a minute. As much as it might sound to you like we’re running a strip club in our home, I’m pretty sure he meant the room where we eat dinner. That’s just the beginning of the funny […]

12 Honest Wine Labels For Moms

Honest Wine Labels for Moms - @toulousentonic

Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. But sometimes it’s hard to figure out which one to buy from the mumbo jumbo about lemons, oak, artisan soil and huckleberry on the label, not to mention keeping your kids from breaking $4027 worth of champagne as they shove each other next to […]

The Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms

Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms - @toulousentonic

While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]

How To Give Your Kids a 1980s Halloween

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Miss the Halloweens of your youth? Give your kids an old-fashioned Halloween! I love Halloween but I have to admit, it’s not what it used to be (even in my Sexiest Halloween Costume). When I was a young ‘un, we ran wild in the streets in unsupervised packs. We tilted our heads back and poured straws full […]

The Sound That’s Going To Make Your Head Explode

How to stop the chaos with just one sound - @toulousentonic

Since my youngest boy became verbal, I’ve found that I mostly use only a handful of words, phrases and sounds on a daily basis – most of them meant to either stop a fight between the two boys or get them to stop making all the sounds. *post contains affiliate links I really think that […]

Win One of 50 Potty Training Prize Packs from Kandoo

I’m teaming up with Kandoo to share a fun way to celebrate the potty training process, plus a chance to win one of 50 Potty Training Prize Packs. Scroll to the bottom of this post to enter to win one of 50 Potty Prize Kits from Kandoo! Hosting your own potty training party is easy! […]

Mom Tries to Be Cool by Paddleboarding. Results mixed.

Moms tries to be cool by paddleboarding. Results mixed. by @toulousentonic

This weekend, I tried paddle boarding for the first time. I stepped on the board, started paddling straight out into the bay and suddenly everyone was shouting at me to turn around before the current got hold of me. And they were right. I’d been moving with it and when I tried to turn around […]

Welcome to the Middle. (A letter to Asher on his 8th birthday)

Welcome to the Middle: How his 8th birthday makes his mom feel. - @toulousentonic

Dear Asher, It’s your birthday and you’re all sprints to the front door to see if the mail has come and manic checking and rechecking of your birthday party guest list. You seem unchanged from yesterday, the day you were 7. The same boy but turned up to cake! Am I the only one who knows? Today is […]