Funniest Moms On The Internet, Volume 6

Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet in One Place

It’s time for the next edition of my roundup of the funniest moms on the internet. I’ve been scouring the www collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in the unbearable heat of summer. Find a seat in the shade and get to reading, and maybe put on some Depends. It’s gonna […]

Expecting Your Second Child And Freaking Out The First One Will Suffer?

Expecting your second child and freaking out that the first one will suffer? It's more common than you think.

I found this unpublished post that I wrote right after Meyer came home from the NICU four years ago and I have no idea why I never published it. I suspect it has something to do with 5-7 doctor appointments per week at the time but anyway, I read it and remembered so clearly the […]

20 Things The Second Baby Taught Me

differences between first and second child

My little one will be 3 in a couple of months and I’m feeling nostalgic as his babyhood slips away.  I remember wondering if there was enough room in my heart to love another child as much as I loved the first one.  Turns out, there was no need to worry — and this one from […]

The Day A Baby Accidentally Fell Out Of My Vajayjay.


Spoiler alert:  Meyer is almost 4 now.  But our story is pretty crazy and I’ll never forget the preemie journey.  Nothing can prepare you for it and nothing can get you through it except great medical technology and professionals, prayers, luck and love. Here’s my crazy preemie birth story. This time last year, I was in […]

3 Facts About Kids That Will Save You Tons of Money

3 things to know about having kids that will save you tons of money - Toulouse & Tonic

Allow me to save you some money by giving you the benefit of my financial wisdom after having 2 children.  Believe me, I’ve made the mistakes (some of them twice) and my wallet is empty.  Here are some ways you can avoid the same mistakes and keep your money for things they’ll actually need. 1. […]

10 (more) Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman

10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman, by a very brave man - Toulouse & Tonic

A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.  Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there.  His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]

The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant

10 sucky things about being pregnant

I haven’t been pregnant in more than 2 years (ahem, thank goodness with how this one went down), yet this is still one of my most popular posts.  I guess it’s all you women who, despite all these sucky things about being pregnant, keep doing it again and again and again.  ; )  Sooo, I […]

26 Ways To Make Sure Your Future Daughter-in-law Loves You.

Never lose your boys! 26 ways i'm making sure my future daughter in law loves ME! - toulouse & tonic

Although I wanted daughters my whole life, I ended up having two awesome boys instead. I’ve always been a bit of a guy’s girl so in the end, someone knew better than I did. But coming from a family of all girls, I was really scared when I found out I was carrying a member […]

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