Daddy’s Parenting Wisdom

Leave your boys with your husband and 3 things will happen:

This post was actually written 3 years ago but my  husband’s wisdom stands the test of time. Read it and weep (with laughter). This past weekend, I left my husband and the boys here to fend for themselves while I went to BlogU.  To their credit, I barely heard from them the entire time I was […]

I Want To Go Back To College. And I Want To Be 18.

I Wanna Go Back To College and I want to be 18 again - @toulousentonic

I’m having this huge battle with the green-eyed monster lately. Well, I exaggerate. It’s not a huge battle but it’s at least a small one. There may not be guns or I dunno, cannons involved, more like one person has a spoon and the other has a feather duster and they’re just kind of slapping each […]

Funniest Moms On The Internet, Volume 6

Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet in One Place

It’s time for the next edition of my roundup of the funniest moms on the internet. I’ve been scouring the www collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in the unbearable heat of summer. Find a seat in the shade and get to reading, and maybe put on some Depends. It’s gonna […]

Wedgie Fit Jeans are a Thing Now. But Why?

Levi's Wedgie Fit Jeans are a thing now. But WHY?

Levi’s now makes  wedgie fit jeans. And that’s not just how people are referring to them because of how they fit – they are made that way ON PURPOSE and even CALLED Wedgie Fit. They come with a high waist, a wedgie and tapered legs. So basically, Mom Jeans are actually in style. I almost […]

Top 10 Signs I Chose the Wrong Baby Daddy

10 Signs I Chose The Wrong Baby Daddy - @toulousentonic

This is a guest post by a friend of mine named Greta. She’s smart and funny and awesome and just happened to make a very bad choice in a Baby Daddy, so she thought she’d write about it for you. Did any of you choose the wrong baby daddy? *post contains affiliate links. If you […]

Teacher Gifts That Suck

Teacher Gifts That Suck - and what you should get instead from someone with 25 years of experience - @toulousentonic

Mike is back and for the first time ever, I think he truly wants to help you. I think Mike is here in an altruistic capacity. On a mission, if you will — to help you NOT SUCK. In particular, he wants you to not suck in teacher gift-giving. And he knows what sucks. He’s […]

This Car Wash Made Me Fail At Adulting.

Adulting Fail at the Car Wash - LOL - @toulousentonic

Dear Gas Station Attendant I had an unwanted encounter with this morning: I am a little sorry that I scared you. You see, I had dropped off my older child at school and was on my way to drop off the younger one. We were running out of gas and weren’t particularly pressed for time, so […]

10 Things to Blame on the Easter Bunny

10 Things to Blame on the Easter Bunny

Easter is coming and I thought you might want to be prepared with some things you can easily blame on the Easter Bunny. Enjoy this throw-back from a few years ago. 1.  The death of the Elf on the Shelf.  As evidenced by this crazy card created by East Coast Mommy blog, it is entirely […]

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