Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
The night I spent with Prince still stands as one of the sexiest nights I’ve ever experienced in my life. There were no milk baths. Thousands of candles were not flickering around the bathtub as we faced each other while he gave me that sexy smirk. We were not at Paisley Park nor in a swanky […]
I used to work in the ad business and I’m one of those people who like the commercials way better than the football during the Superbowl. That being said, it’s hard to impress me when it comes to ads. I’ve written them, I’ve produced them, I’ve (yawn) just about seen it all. And then I […]
Dear Gas Station Attendant I had an unwanted encounter with this morning: I am a little sorry that I scared you. You see, I had dropped off my older child at school and was on my way to drop off the younger one. We were running out of gas and weren’t particularly pressed for time, so […]
If your kids are picky eaters like mine, and you’re always exhausted like me, then you have to start doing all your grocery shopping at Amazon.com. Kids are ridiculous about eating and deserve these awesomely ridiculous food products (and you deserve to read the reviews because if there’s anything a parent needs – it’s the […]
Spoiler alert: Meyer is almost 4 now. But our story is pretty crazy and I’ll never forget the preemie journey. Nothing can prepare you for it and nothing can get you through it except great medical technology and professionals, prayers, luck and love. Here’s my crazy preemie birth story. This time last year, I was in […]
Now this a product worth pooping on. Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise. Yes, that’s right – this baby is better than yours. This one shits jewelry. Need proof? Watch the commercial.
A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant. Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there. His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]
A couple of years ago, I gave my husband a Wii for Christmas. He was very happy. So happy in fact, that he played way into the wii hours (see what I did there?) of the night and was so focused on the TV screen, he almost burned down the house. But more on that […]
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