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		<title>Keep on Lactating and Save on Groceries For The Whole Family!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that moment when you need to cook something for dinner but you haven&#8217;t been to the grocery store for a week?  So you go to your freezer and are finally motivated enough to bend all the way down &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/keep-on-lactating-and-save-on-groceries-for-the-whole-family/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Million Thanks.  And a giveaway.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I&#8217;m wishing that I had $1 for every pageview my blog has had over the last 10 months.  Cuz then I&#8217;d have One Miiiiiiiillion Dollars!  (just another way Dr. Evil and I are exactly alike). But just in case &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/a-million-thanks-and-a-giveaway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Show Me The Funny This June!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get started with June&#8217;s Finding the Funny, I&#8217;m teaming up with a few of my co-hosts to bring you an awesome giveaway! Sara from Cormier Creative is a fabulous graphic designer and has helped countless women bring their &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/show-me-the-funny-this-june/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fancy Rye Cocktails, and Other Fabulous Father&#8217;s Day Ideas.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 16:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad is the most practical man on the face of the planet.  Without fail, and meaning every word of it, he always asked me and my sisters for things like batteries, socks and fingernail clippers for every single gift-giving &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/fancy-rye-cocktails-and-other-fabulous-fathers-day-ideas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Coconuts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of NETFLIX.  All thoughts and opinions are my own. My kindergartner came back from a trip to see his grandparents saying, &#8220;Oh, coconuts!&#8221; every time something didn&#8217;t go his way. &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/oh-coconuts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How A Toddler Is Like Your Insurance Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t  know how many of you have had to deal with your health insurance company very often, but if you&#8217;re like us, it&#8217;s a lot.  There&#8217;s almost nothing I dread more than that call to the &#8220;representative&#8221; to straighten &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/how-a-toddler-is-like-your-insurance-company/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Advice To My (Bad) Dog.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest Hadley: Your ears are comically large yet you still can’t seem to hear anything I have to say. I think it’s time for a a little talk.  You may not wanna hear this but the truth of the matter &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/advice-to-my-bad-dog/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Measure of a Mother</title>
		<link>http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-measure-of-a-mother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is a special day at T&#38;T because I have a guest post from someone I&#8217;ve admired (aka stalked) for years.  Nicole Leigh Shaw, aka Ninja Mom, brings her smart, funny take on how moms are measured&#8230;and it&#8217;s not in &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-measure-of-a-mother/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons It&#8217;s Better To Be a Guy Than a Girl.</title>
		<link>http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 14:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for another &#8220;What He Said, by Mike.&#8221;  In true Mike fashion, he&#8217;s giving us all the many, varied reasons he thinks it&#8217;s better to be a dude than a chick.  I can think of a few more, like, &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What She REALLY Wants for Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 14:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ashersmom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, you!  Stop picking through the sad remains of Mother&#8217;s Day cards in Target.  Step away from the awful, already wilting bouquet of mixed blooms in Publix.  And for God&#8217;s sake, don&#8217;t even think about letting Jane Seymour talk you &#8230; <a href="http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/what-she-really-wants-for-mothers-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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