Toulouse and Tonic http://www.toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Fri, 24 Jul 2015 00:06:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.3 5 Reasons Winning a Nappie Award Sucks http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/5-reasons-winning-a-nappie-award-sucks/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/5-reasons-winning-a-nappie-award-sucks/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2015 21:41:37 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7451 In case you haven’t heard, I moved from Atlanta back to my hometown of Mobile, Alabama almost 2 years ago. I just HATE <sarcasm font> being back here as anyone who asks me how I like being a Mobilian again can testify. And now my blog has been voted Best Local Blog or Website in […]

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3 Awesomely Ridiculous Foods You Can’t Live Without (and the amazon reviews to prove it) http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/3-awesomely-ridiculous-foods-you-cant-live-without-and-the-amazon-reviews-to-prove-it/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/3-awesomely-ridiculous-foods-you-cant-live-without-and-the-amazon-reviews-to-prove-it/#respond Wed, 15 Jul 2015 02:06:08 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7442 If your kids are picky eaters like mine, and you’re always exhausted like me, then you have to start doing all your grocery shopping at Amazon.com. Kids are ridiculous about eating and deserve these awesomely ridiculous food products (and you deserve to read the reviews because if there’s anything a parent needs – it’s the […]

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Funniest Moms on The Internet – Volume 4 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/#respond Tue, 30 Jun 2015 13:00:17 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7346 It’s time for my (semi) monthly roundup of the funniest mom blogs I’ve read lately. I’ve been running around the internet collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in this hot sweaty month of June. Get a glass of sangria, hold the neck of your shirt out and […]

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Honest Beer Labels For Dads http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2015 01:21:49 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7389 *post contains affiliate links Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the […]

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100 Funny Kid Quotes That Will Make You LOL http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/100-funny-kid-quotes-that-will-make-you-lol/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/100-funny-kid-quotes-that-will-make-you-lol/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2015 13:00:12 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7371 Today, my 3yo told me he’d be right back, he was just going to the “diamond room” for a minute. As much as it might sound to you like we’re running a strip club in our home, I’m pretty sure he meant the room where we eat dinner. That’s just the beginning of the funny […]

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Unprofessional Parenting Advice http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/#respond Tue, 02 Jun 2015 13:00:44 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7089 *post contains affiliate links I am known far and wide for my professional parenting advice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face even over the internet on that one. What I’m actually known for, if anything, is finding the humor in this crazy, imperfect, chaotic, relentless job called parenting. And so here for you is […]

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More of The Funniest Mom Blogs on The Internet – Volume 3 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-3/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-3/#comments Tue, 19 May 2015 13:00:04 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7182 * This post contains affiliate links It’s time for round 3 of The Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet (you can find Round 1 here and Round 2 here) and these are some of my favorite posts I’ve come across recently. Only the best for you. Happy reading!   12 Honest Wine Labels for Moms – This is […]

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Daddy’s Parenting Wisdom http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/daddys-parenting-wisdom/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/daddys-parenting-wisdom/#comments Sat, 16 May 2015 22:24:53 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=6218 This past weekend, I left my husband and the boys here to fend for themselves while I went to BlogU.  To their credit, I barely heard from them the entire time I was there – and let’s be frank, all 3 of them are usually guilty of asking me where the peanut butter is while […]

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Tales of a Reformed Dog Thief http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/tales-of-a-reformed-dog-thief/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/tales-of-a-reformed-dog-thief/#respond Thu, 14 May 2015 14:06:42 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7108 *This is a sponsored post but as always my opinions are my own. When I was a little girl, I was so obsessed with dogs that I would tempt the neighbors’ pooches back to my house with food and then tie them up in the yard when they tried to go back home. True story.  Thank […]

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The Sensible Sex Challenge for Parents http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-sensible-sex-challenge-for-parents/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-sensible-sex-challenge-for-parents/#comments Tue, 12 May 2015 05:01:17 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=7253 *post contains affiliate links One of my co-authors in the best-selling book “I Still Just Want To Pee Alone” was gracious enough to write a very funny guest post for me. Like me, she likes to write about her husband, so I can only assume he has a sturdy ego like Gabe. Today, she addresses […]

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