2 boxes of roomba supplies
1 giant nerf gun
1 box of play trucks
1 box of detective toys
1 clothes hanger
1 black nursing bra
2 dusty, non-matching socks
a crumpled-up page ripped from a magazine
4 topless and dust-covered containers of rosebud lip balm
at least one year’s worth of dust and dog hair
It’s been a long 2012.
I’m just happy I didn’t find the carcass of one of our dogs under there.