Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise

Now this a product worth pooping on. Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise.  Yes, that’s right – this baby is better than yours.  This one shits jewelry.

Lalaloopsy diaper surprise.  WTF? - toulouse and tonicNeed proof?  Watch the commercial. [Read more…]

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I’m With Monica Lewinsky

I never thought I’d say this but I’m PROUD of Monica Lewinsky.  Not for what she did back when she was 22 years old, although I can forgive that (and all the best reasons are summed up in this post by Baby Sideburns). We ALL did stupid things we’re ashamed of and didn’t want the world to know about when we were young. We just didn’t get bullied by an entire political system and creamed in worldwide media for those things.  We were able to wake up, do whatever kind of walk of shame was called for, move on with our lives, live and learn.

But not Monica.

Why I'm PROUD of Monica Lewinsky - Toulouse & TonicShe was taken advantage of by a very powerful and magnetic man.   I can’t stand comments about how she’s as culpable as Bill Clinton is.  She. Is. Not.  She was young and stupid and made a mistake.  He was much older and (supposed to be) mature, he was powerful, [Read more…]

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My Today Show Appearance

I can’t believe I was on The Today Show.  I mean, on their website.  I was thisclose to Matt and Savannah and Al — oh Al, you’re such a crackup.  I mean, look at this photo.  I could just reach out and touch each and every one of their likenesses if I could make my little internet arm work.  Although Matt would make me go wash my photo’s hands first because I’m licking coffee off my finger and he’d be like, ewwwwww, gross. 

Toulouse and Tonic on The Today Show

I’ve always dreamed of being on The Today Show – like REALLY on The Today Show – sitting opposite Matt Lauer in one of those comfy chairs, his legs crossed casually, glasses resting in his hand as he disregards his notes because the conversation is just flowing so naturally.   [Read more…]

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Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms

Heat up any party of one with these sexy Halloween costumes for moms! No time to shop for a costume for yourself now that you have your own Elsa, Anna, Olaf and Ninja Turtle to dress?  No problem.  These costumes are completely DIY.  In fact, you’re probably ready right now!

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