Celebrity Encounter: Vince Neil

Celebrity Encounter:  Vince Neil of Motley CrueI used to work in music and I’ve also always been a huge live music fan so I have a few celebrity encounters in my memory bank.  Today, I share with you what it’s like to dance on stage with Vince Neil while he sings “Girls! Girls! Girls!”

The first thing you should do is to remove the picture in your head of an arena and replace it with a bowling alley. It was a Vince Neil solo show – post Motley Crue heyday and pre comeback tour. I can only imagine his mood was pretty terrible looking out at the 47 people who’d come to see him but were mostly chatting with each other about how short he is in person. [Read more...]

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Where Boobs Belong #livelovelingerie

Tracking PixelThis is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Figleaves but I LOVE this company so you can bet my opinions are my own.

BeachTrue story:  When Asher was 3, we took  a little family vacation to the beach. One morning, the two of us went into the bedroom to put on our swimsuits.

I took off my shirt. He glanced at me. Looked away, uninterested.

I took off my bra. His eyes shot to my chest, clearly alarmed. He yelled “UH-OH!!” very loudly, rushed over, put one hand under each boob and lifted them back up a couple of inches.

Sigh. Even a 3-year-old knows where boobs belong.

This isn’t the first time I’ve talked about my boobs to you guys.   [Read more...]

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The Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard

The Most Heinous & Hilarious Pickup LinesA good friend and I were recently reminiscing about our single days and she reminded me of this little gem of a pickup line a guy once used on me. As I was leaving the dance floor in a noisy club, he grabbed my arm, leaned into my ear and shouted, “You dance sexy — like a stripper.” I did NOT dance on his pole.

I’ve been married 8 years and don’t spend a lot of time dancing sexy like a stripper in clubs anymore but it was so fun to remind each other of these WTF? lines that I thought I’d ask some of my 38 LOL funny co-authors in “I Just Want To Be Alone” to share some of theirs with you too. After all, they’re already warmed up from dishing about the men in their lives in our book (out now and almost to the top of the charts in Family and Parenting Humor on amazon after less than 48 hours).  Get yours now. [Read more...]

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Give Me 20 Minutes #liveoilpulling

I dare you not to laugh. #liveoilpulling  Live tweet Tuesday, March 18, 9:30pm ESTOil pulling. It’s all the rage these days. In fact, if you haven’t tried it yet, your mouth is probably deteriorating at four times the rate it was last week due to the sheer force of oral jealousy. And if you’re one of those people who’ve been curing your organic wine hangovers with oil pulling for over a year – sheesh, don’t you think it’s time to take it to a new level?

That’s what I’m here for. [Read more...]

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