When You Care Enough To Send The Very Most Inappropriate.

Shoebox cards are the only ones I send.

This post is sponsored by Shoebox, whose inappropriateness is only matched by my own. So naturally I approve this message. I have a talent for inappropriateness. I don’t do it on purpose, it’s just my wonky way of relating to people. It’s almost like an accidental test. I say something inappropriate to someone I don’t (or […]

Mom Tries to Be Cool by Paddleboarding. Results mixed.

Moms tries to be cool by paddleboarding. Results mixed. by @toulousentonic

This weekend, I tried paddle boarding for the first time. I stepped on the board, started paddling straight out into the bay and suddenly everyone was shouting at me to turn around before the current got hold of me. And they were right. I’d been moving with it and when I tried to turn around […]

Welcome to the Middle. (A letter to Asher on his 8th birthday)

Welcome to the Middle: How his 8th birthday makes his mom feel. - @toulousentonic

Dear Asher, It’s your birthday and you’re all sprints to the front door to see if the mail has come and manic checking and rechecking of your birthday party guest list. You seem unchanged from yesterday, the day you were 7. The same boy but turned up to cake! Am I the only one who knows? Today is […]

5 Reasons Winning a Nappie Award Sucks

In case you haven’t heard, I moved from Atlanta back to my hometown of Mobile, Alabama almost 2 years ago. I just HATE <sarcasm font> being back here as anyone who asks me how I like being a Mobilian again can testify. And now my blog has been voted Best Local Blog or Website in […]

3 Awesomely Ridiculous Foods You Can’t Live Without (and the amazon reviews to prove it)

3 Awesomely Ridiculous Foods You Can't Live Without (and the amazon reviews to prove it)

If your kids are picky eaters like mine, and you’re always exhausted like me, then you have to start doing all your grocery shopping at Amazon.com. Kids are ridiculous about eating and deserve these awesomely ridiculous food products (and you deserve to read the reviews because if there’s anything a parent needs – it’s the […]

Funniest Moms on The Internet – Volume 4

These moms will make you laugh, make you cry, make you want to drink lots of wine. @tolouseandtonic

It’s time for my (semi) monthly roundup of the funniest mom blogs I’ve read lately. I’ve been running around the internet collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in this hot sweaty month of June. Get a glass of sangria, hold the neck of your shirt out and […]

Honest Beer Labels For Dads

Honest Beer Labels for Dads

*post contains affiliate links Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the […]

Unprofessional Parenting Advice

(un)professional parenting advice that'll knock you out - @toulousentonic

*post contains affiliate links I am known far and wide for my professional parenting advice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face even over the internet on that one. What I’m actually known for, if anything, is finding the humor in this crazy, imperfect, chaotic, relentless job called parenting. And so here for you is […]