Honest Beer Labels For Dads

Honest Beer Labels for Dads

Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine […]

Worst Date in the History of Time. And My New Book.

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I’ve waited a long time to tell this story.  Nope, that’s not true.  I’ve told this story in more bars, hair studios, restaurants, houses and parking lots than you can shake a stick at.  But I’ve waited a long time to tell it to YOU. My friends, the wait is over. Here for your belly-laughing […]

8 Reasons It’s Better To Be a Guy Than a Girl.


It’s time for another “What He Said, by Mike.”  In true Mike fashion, he’s giving us all the many, varied reasons he thinks it’s better to be a dude than a chick.  I can think of a few more, like, say, the higher salaries, the easy orgasms, the higher alcohol tolerance and the general lower […]

I Don't Want To Talk About That Right Now

A few years ago, I was backpacking through Europe with my homeslice, Michael, for two weeks, and we’d already stopped over in various unpronounceable, consonant-heavy cities in Germany (Ein mal beir, bitte), then moved on to Paris and Amsterdam when we decided to pop over to Brussels, Belgium for a little taste of their pride […]

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