Toulouse and Tonic » Berenstain Bears http://www.toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:24:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 The Berenstain Bears And Too Much TV: BITCH PLEASE. http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-berenstain-bears-and-too-much-tv-bitch-please/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-berenstain-bears-and-too-much-tv-bitch-please/#comments Thu, 24 Apr 2014 16:00:46 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=3431 Today, we’re taking a little spin on Ninja Mom’s Character Assassination Carousel with a family of beloved bears.  As is traditional with this fun little project, the bears will not come out unscathed.  Although it’s mostly that bitch, Mama Bear Berenstain. The Berenstain Bears and Too Much TV My 5-year-old child has an extensive library […]

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]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-berenstain-bears-and-too-much-tv-bitch-please/feed/ 72 White Girl (W)Rapping http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/white-girl-wrapping/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/white-girl-wrapping/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:14:42 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=3456 It’s the Friday (w)rap-up, dawg. This week, at Toulouse & Tonic, I wrote my most favorite post ever — a profane expose about the dysfunctional Berenstain Bears clan.  Special thanks to Ninja Mom for letting me be one of her stealth assassins. If you enjoyed The Berenstain Bears and Too Much TV:  Bitch PLEASE, you’ll […]

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