The Best Down and Dirty Books about Rock and Roll

Led Zepplin

There are a mountain of biographies and memoirs about rock and roll, rockers, musicians, groupies, rock wives and girlfriends. But my friend K (who shall henceforth be called “The Expert”) and I like a certain “class” of these books. We put our heads together and came up with this list of what we think are […]

Win 8 of the Best Summer Books and a $250 Amazon Giftcard!

I’m super excited to be taking part in this great summer book giveaway (plus you can win a $250 Amazon gift card). Read on to find out which book I loved almost enough to DIE 4 this past Spring (hint). Friends, you know we love our books around these parts! We love sharing our latest […]

Win 11 Books and a $225 Amazon Giftcard with our Summer Reading Giveaway!

Win 11 Books & a $225 Amazon Gift Card with our Summer Reading giveaway! - @toulousentonic

What’s that, friends? You feel that gorgeous sunshine on your back and hear those birds chirping? Yup, it’s officially SUMMER! And to all the readers of the world, that means one very, very important thing: it’s time to dig into that summer reading list! Been a little too distracted by the end-of-school insanity to bone […]

The new book “I Just Want To Be Perfect” is Here at Last!

I Just Want To Be Perfect - and boy, did I fail

Just in time for your summer “lock yourself in the bathroom” reading time comes the next in the New York Times Best-Selling series, “I Just Want To Be Perfect.” 37 stories about trying to be perfect as wives, mothers, women, people…and failing miserably. Thank goodness there’s so much laughter in the failing. Especially for you. I […]

Be The Reading Mom Who Slays

Be the reading mom who slays with these 3 can't miss books - @toulousentonic

If you’re a parent, chances are you’re gonna end up being required lucky enough to go read to your child’s class at some point during the preschool or elementary years. The first time I was “lunch mom,” which is what they call it at my 8yo’s school (too close to Lunch Lady for my taste), […]

Frozen Fever. And a giveaway.

Win a great book that teaches you how to do Disney Princess hairstyles from @toulousentonic

Do you know what Frozen fever is?  If you have little girls, I bet you do. I have boys and the 7yo is all like, “I HATE Frozen. It’s a GIRL movie.” And when commercials for anything Frozen come on, he says “Boo, boo, boo, boo.” So naturally, so does the 2yo because he wants […]

PIWTPITT’s New Book – Good Enough To Eat

People I Want To Punch in the Throat's new book is good enough to eat - Toulouse & Tonic

Nevermind that there’s a cupcake on the cover.  Jen of People I Want To Punch in the Throat’s new book is so good, I just want to eat it. Everyone needs one of those friends who says exactly what everyone else is thinking but won’t say.  I’m often that person in my circles (and yes, […]

The Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard

The Most Heinous & Hilarious Pickup Lines

A good friend and I were recently reminiscing about our single days and she reminded me of this little gem of a pickup line a guy once used on me. As I was leaving the dance floor in a noisy club, he grabbed my arm, leaned into my ear and shouted, “You dance sexy — […]

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