How To Give Your Kids a 1980s Halloween

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Miss the Halloweens of your youth? Give your kids an old-fashioned Halloween! I love Halloween but I have to admit, it’s not what it used to be (even in my Sexiest Halloween Costume). When I was a young ‘un, we ran wild in the streets in unsupervised packs. We tilted our heads back and poured straws full […]

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Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic on The Today Show

I can’t believe I was on The Today Show.  I mean, on their website.  I was thisclose to Matt and Savannah and Al — oh Al, you’re such a crackup.  I mean, look at this photo.  I could just reach out and touch each and every one of their likenesses if I could make my […]

Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms

Sexy Halloween Costumes for moms - Toulouse & Tonic

Heat up any party of one with these sexy Halloween costumes for moms! No time to shop for a costume for yourself now that you have your own Elsa, Anna, Olaf and Ninja Turtle to dress?  No problem.  These costumes are completely DIY.  In fact, you’re probably ready right now! *post may contain affiliate links […]

Diagnosis: Costume Obsessive Transference Disorder

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I’m a little obsessed with Halloween.  Always have been. It’s not the scary stuff. It’s not the candy. For me, it’s all about playing dress-up. I may like who I am. But boy, do I like to be somebody else. And I don’t just dress up. I COMMIT to my character. If I’m Courtney Love, […]

Bed Rest, Episode 5: Spiderman Saves The Day

Bed Rest, Day 12 Baby’s Gestational Age: 29 weeks Reading: Steve Jobs biography; assorted magazines; progress limited by constant “knock, knock” from hospital personnel Watching: Arrested Development, Season 1; The Big C, Season 1; see above. Bed Rest. Mom guilt. Internet shopping. It’s a lethal combination. A coupe of days ago, a product of this […]

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