The Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms

Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms - @toulousentonic

While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]

New Year’s Eve Before Kids and After Kids

New Year's Eve Before Kids and After Kids

Sometimes I miss the old days where my New Year’s celebration ended with my head in the toilet from drinking too much champagne instead of my kid’s head in the toilet because he’s caught yet another stomach virus. Either way there’s vomit involved but at least I had earned it the fun way before kids. […]

10 Things to Hate About the Holidays

10 things to hate about the holidays

Oh yes, my friends.  Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you.  And why yes, it IS a middle finger.  Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow.  So, […]

The More Bang For Your Buck Gift Guide for Toddlers

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It’s that time of the year, and if your budget is limited like mine, you’ve gotta make the most of that dough but still make the area under your Christmas tree look full.  Amirite? I’ve been through this once with the kindergartner, so I have a wealth of knowledge to apply this year when I’m […]

The Gift of #Luvocracy

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This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Luvocracy. I have a gifting faux pas story I’ve never shared with anyone.  It’s been about 6 years since it happened and today, I’m getting it off my chest by sharing it not with one friend, but with every single one of you. My […]

Win $500 and manhandle the holidays LIKE A BOSS.

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CheckedTwice is a free online gift registry for families and friends to create and collaborate on holiday and special occasion wishlists – making gift-giving simple, organized, and fun. CheckedTwice makes it easy to add gift ideas from anywhere, create and manage lists for younger children, share gift giving across family, friends, and other groups, and […]

Traveling With Kids: Oh Holy Hell


Traveling with kids is a nightmare. Don’t even get me started on the hours and hours of packing. Let’s just talk about the actual traveling portion of the event. I’m the kind of person who will have to pee for 2 hours before I’ll stop just because I wanna “make good time.”  I’ll pack a […]

Naughty Doesn’t Begin To Describe It.

Purvis the Perverted Elf

I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]

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