moms – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Fri, 19 Oct 2018 19:13:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.15 39181224 How Becoming a Parent Turned Me From An Extrovert Into an Introvert https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-becoming-a-parent-turned-me-from-an-extrovert-into-an-introvert/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-becoming-a-parent-turned-me-from-an-extrovert-into-an-introvert/#respond Thu, 06 Oct 2016 19:04:26 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8356 Before I had kids, there was no one who would describe me as anything other than an extrovert. I went out all the time, I was social as could be, sometimes I even danced on tables if I’d had enough juice. But then becoming a parent turned me from an extrovert into an introvert. The […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-becoming-a-parent-turned-me-from-an-extrovert-into-an-introvert/feed/ 0 8356 More Sexy Halloween Costumes For Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2016 02:59:02 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8331 We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/feed/ 3 8331 Advice to Myself Before Marriage and Kids https://toulouseandtonic.com/advice-to-myself-before-marriage-and-kids/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/advice-to-myself-before-marriage-and-kids/#comments Tue, 01 Mar 2016 12:00:58 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7922 If only I could put this letter into a little time machine and send it back to me in 2003. I could’ve saved myself so much worry. I could’ve made sure I filled all those new worry-free hours with fun or “me” time. I could’ve squeezed the most out of having no one to worry about […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/advice-to-myself-before-marriage-and-kids/feed/ 2 7922 12 Honest Wine Labels For Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/12-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/12-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2015 05:01:21 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7266 You can now buy honest wine labels for moms here! Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. But sometimes it’s hard to figure out which one to buy from the mumbo jumbo about lemons, oak, artisan soil and huckleberry on the label, not to mention keeping your kids from breaking […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/12-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/feed/ 31 7266 The Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:10:26 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7518 While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/feed/ 8 7518 Funniest Moms on The Internet – Volume 4 https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/#respond Tue, 30 Jun 2015 13:00:17 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7346 It’s time for my (semi) monthly roundup of the funniest mom blogs I’ve read lately. I’ve been running around the internet collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in this hot sweaty month of June. Get a glass of sangria, hold the neck of your shirt out and […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/feed/ 0 7346 Unprofessional Parenting Advice https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/#respond Tue, 02 Jun 2015 13:00:44 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7089 *post contains affiliate links I am known far and wide for my professional parenting advice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face even over the internet on that one. What I’m actually known for, if anything, is finding the humor in this crazy, imperfect, chaotic, relentless job called parenting. And so here for you is […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/feed/ 0 7089 More Honest Wine Labels For Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2015 10:42:07 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7261 These wine labels are now available to purchase here or on etsy. Now you can make sure those gift baskets have lots of honesty in them, ladies. So judging by the number of you who visited the blog to read the original 12 Honest Wine Labels for Moms™, I’m guessing the thought of choosing your wine by WHY […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-honest-wine-labels-for-moms/feed/ 10 7261 10 Treats The Bank Teller Should Be Giving Mom https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-treats-the-bank-teller-should-be-giving-mom-like-a-photo-of-david-beckham/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-treats-the-bank-teller-should-be-giving-mom-like-a-photo-of-david-beckham/#respond Tue, 10 Mar 2015 05:01:08 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7070 * Post may contain affiliate links They’re so sweet at our bank. Every time I go through the drive-thru with the kids and dog, they pass back a sucker for each kid and a milk bone for the dog with my deposit slip. Man, my kids and dog LOVE to go to the bank. I, however, […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-treats-the-bank-teller-should-be-giving-mom-like-a-photo-of-david-beckham/feed/ 0 7070 I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – More of the Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet – Volume 2 https://toulouseandtonic.com/read-more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-2/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/read-more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-2/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:52:34 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6989 * This post contains affiliate links It’s time for round 2 of The Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet (you can find Round 1 here) and these are some of my favorite posts of the entire last year because you deserve the best. Happy reading! But first – guess what? I’m in a new book. […]

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