10 Treats The Bank Teller Should Be Giving Mom

10 treats the bank teller should be giving MOM - @toulousentonic

* Post may contain affiliate links They’re so sweet at our bank. Every time I go through the drive-thru with the kids and dog, they pass back a sucker for each kid and a milk bone for the dog with my deposit slip. Man, my kids and dog LOVE to go to the bank. I, however, […]

I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – More of the Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet – Volume 2

Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet at Toulouseandtonic.com

* This post contains affiliate links It’s time for round 2 of The Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet (you can find Round 1 here) and these are some of my favorite posts of the entire last year because you deserve the best. Happy reading! But first – guess what? I’m in a new book. […]

20 Things My Boys Would Never Figure Out Without Me

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Last week, I shared with you 15 Things My Husband Would Never Figure Out Without Me and 15 Things I’d Never Figure Out Without My Husband (written mostly so I could write the other one). This week, it’s all about my boys. I wrote 20 Things My Boys Would Never Figure Out Without Me.  I meant […]

20 Things The Second Baby Taught Me

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My little one will be 3 in a couple of months and I’m feeling nostalgic as his babyhood slips away.  I remember wondering if there was enough room in my heart to love another child as much as I loved the first one.  Turns out, there was no need to worry — and this one from […]

Little Boy in the Men’s Room. This Mom’s Dilemma.

Little boys in the men's room: what to do when your son doesn't want to go into the ladies' room with you anymore - @toulousentonic

Yesterday my 1st grader didn’t have school and because he’s kicking butt this semester, I wanted to take him out for a special treat.  We ended up seeing Big Hero 6.  So great – best kid movie I’ve seen since Despicable Me. Except for the villain Yokai.  I guarantee he’ll be responsible for me getting […]

My Today Show Appearance

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic on The Today Show

I can’t believe I was on The Today Show.  I mean, on their website.  I was thisclose to Matt and Savannah and Al — oh Al, you’re such a crackup.  I mean, look at this photo.  I could just reach out and touch each and every one of their likenesses if I could make my […]

Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms

Sexy Halloween Costumes for moms - Toulouse & Tonic

Heat up any party of one with these sexy Halloween costumes for moms! No time to shop for a costume for yourself now that you have your own Elsa, Anna, Olaf and Ninja Turtle to dress?  No problem.  These costumes are completely DIY.  In fact, you’re probably ready right now! *post may contain affiliate links […]

Confessions of a PlayGroup Hater

3 Ways to Make Playgroup More Fun (for you) - Toulouse & Tonic

I haven’t been to an official “playgroup” in years but now I have a toddler again and since he’s now the same age Asher was when I was taking him to playgroups, I’m having flashbacks.  I don’t think I’ll be doing it this time around and here’s why.  I confess.  I hated playgroup. I went […]

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