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What He Really Thinks About Valentine’s Day

February 6, 2014 by Toulouse 3 Comments

inside the mind of a man about valentine's day

A few days ago I was “doing research” on Pinterest and almost drowned in a red sea of hearts and flowers. Seeing the plethora of Valentine’s related pins made me start wondering — does this day of love obsession belong to the women only or are the men into it too? My first thought was […]

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10 Things to Hate About the Holidays

December 18, 2013 by Toulouse 3 Comments

Oh yes, my friends. Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you. And why yes, it IS a middle finger. Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow. So, […]

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What He Said: 10 Reasons The Bachelor is Bullshit

April 3, 2013 by Toulouse 2 Comments

It’s another guest post in the series, “What He Said, by Mike.” Today, I hope you enjoy a male perspective on the show, The Bachelor. What? You didn’t think any men watched The Bachelor? What with all that trash-talking they do about the crazy chicks and the perpetually shirtless bachelor? Oh, they’re watching. They just […]