Honest Beer Labels For Dads

Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine Labels for Moms and More Honest Wine Labels for Moms were so very popular, I thought the same concept would work perfectly for dads. So here for your laughing pleasure are honest beer labels for dads™. (Honest Beer Labels for Dads will be available to buy in the near future. Honest Wine Labels for Moms, Christmas, Valentine’s Day and for Teachers are available now on etsy.

Drink 6 of these quickly because it’s better than standing there wondering if the dad bod is really in or if everyone’s just being ironic and making fun of you.

Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonic

No dad (or mom for that matter) should have to watch the movie Frozen ever ever ever again without some kind of adult beverage in their hand. If you think otherwise, LET IT GO, LET IT GO, LET IT GO and go get yourself a beer now.

Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicWhether the big game in on or nothing good is on, you deserve some daddy juice if you’re having to watch that wretched Calliou.
Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicCongratulations, your wife is pregnant. Or rather, “we’re” pregnant. But this isn’t the first time around – you know what hell its gonna be like for a while to have a new baby around the house. Crack open a bottle of “We’re pregnant (again)” and then start saving for a case of “We’re going to Disneyland.” Because it’s gonna cost you, dude. It’s gonna cost you big.Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicShe’s started talking about how much more convenient it would be if you just got snipped – or worse yet, she’s talking about wanting another baby. Guess which beer is perfect for this occasion? Yep, “V is for Vasectomy” should be chilling in the frig NOW.
Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonic

Is your normally sweet wife’s head doing a complete rotation on her neck like in the Exorcist? Has she asked you what you’re staring at or why you’re just standing there doing nothing yet? There’s no time to waste. Grab a 6 pack of “PMS there’snotenoughbeerintheworld” and head out to your man cave PRONTO.

These honest and funny beer labels for dads are just perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or any other day of the year. Subscribe to this blog so you’ll know when they’re available to buy. In the meantime, share this post with all the dads you know who need a good beer now and then, which is to say, all of them.

If you’re looking for a good gift for a dad who likes beer, I recommend these:

In the meantime, I’m already working on the 2nd round of Honest Beer Labels for Dads AND you can buy a wide variety of Honest Wine Labels for Moms, various holidays and for teachers now, so leave your ideas here and I might use them in a future post!

See the Honest Wine Labels for Moms posts here and here and here and here.

Come join us for daily laughs on my here!

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  1. Nailed it!

  2. Brittanie says:

    Something about baby wearing backpacks…

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Honest Beer Labels For Dads

Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine Labels for Moms and More Honest Wine Labels for Moms were so very popular, I thought the same concept would work perfectly for dads. So here for your laughing pleasure are honest beer labels for dads™. (Honest Beer Labels for Dads will be available to buy in the near future. Honest Wine Labels for Moms, Christmas, Valentine’s Day and for Teachers are available now on etsy.

Drink 6 of these quickly because it’s better than standing there wondering if the dad bod is really in or if everyone’s just being ironic and making fun of you.

Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonic

No dad (or mom for that matter) should have to watch the movie Frozen ever ever ever again without some kind of adult beverage in their hand. If you think otherwise, LET IT GO, LET IT GO, LET IT GO and go get yourself a beer now.

Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicWhether the big game in on or nothing good is on, you deserve some daddy juice if you’re having to watch that wretched Calliou.
Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicCongratulations, your wife is pregnant. Or rather, “we’re” pregnant. But this isn’t the first time around – you know what hell its gonna be like for a while to have a new baby around the house. Crack open a bottle of “We’re pregnant (again)” and then start saving for a case of “We’re going to Disneyland.” Because it’s gonna cost you, dude. It’s gonna cost you big.Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonicShe’s started talking about how much more convenient it would be if you just got snipped – or worse yet, she’s talking about wanting another baby. Guess which beer is perfect for this occasion? Yep, “V is for Vasectomy” should be chilling in the frig NOW.
Honest Beer Labels for Dads - @toulousentonic

Is your normally sweet wife’s head doing a complete rotation on her neck like in the Exorcist? Has she asked you what you’re staring at or why you’re just standing there doing nothing yet? There’s no time to waste. Grab a 6 pack of “PMS there’snotenoughbeerintheworld” and head out to your man cave PRONTO.

These honest and funny beer labels for dads are just perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or any other day of the year. Subscribe to this blog so you’ll know when they’re available to buy. In the meantime, share this post with all the dads you know who need a good beer now and then, which is to say, all of them.

If you’re looking for a good gift for a dad who likes beer, I recommend these:

In the meantime, I’m already working on the 2nd round of Honest Beer Labels for Dads AND you can buy a wide variety of Honest Wine Labels for Moms, various holidays and for teachers now, so leave your ideas here and I might use them in a future post!

See the Honest Wine Labels for Moms posts here and here and here and here.

Come join us for daily laughs on my here!

*post contains affiliate links. If you click through and buy something, I receive a small fee which helps to support this blog.

  1. Brittanie says:

    Something about baby wearing backpacks…

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