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Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. And there’s no time we need our wine more than the holidays.
What with all the hats we already wear – and now we’ve got to wear a Santa hat too? So much shopping and baking and elf-moving and jolly old chaos. Let’s just go ahead and take one piece of confusion out of the mix, shall we? Let’s start insisting our wine labels just straight up say what it’s for!
Just in time for Christmas (or whatever you’re celebrating), here are 12 Honest Wine Labels for Moms™ – Holiday Edition. (They can solve your Christmas list problem too. Buy them here and cross off every mom on your list). Hey, did someone show up at your house you didn’t have a gift for? These labels are available on instant download and make a great last-minute gift.
Have you ever tried the “2003 Calliou Holiday Movie (Parts 1-5)?” If you have, I’m sure you drank the entire bottle during Part 1 then said a bunch of slanderous stuff about bald cartoon characters all throughout Parts 2-5.
I recommend stocking up on “Hid Christmas Gifts Too Well” whenever you can find it because, well, just like our minds – it gets harder and harder to locate every single year.
“Someone at School Told Junior There’s No Santa” is a special occasion wine best kept at the ready as long as your children come into contact with any other children at all but feel free to indulge in “OMFG, It Is Too Late To Change Your List Now!” as often as you want as Christmas draws near because God knows your kids will. Change their lists. Not drink your wine. Lock that shit up!
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That wasn’t enough was it? There’s never enough wine, especially around the holidays. So go enjoy 12 more Honest Wine Labels for Moms. You can buy them here. Slap any of these labels on some bottles of wine and you have fantastic, funny and useful gifts for all the moms in your life. Put several in a gift basket and you’ll be the most welcome Santa around! You can also get any of several versions of my honest wine labels for moms in my etsy shop. Go favorite it now.
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