Teachers are heroes. They put up with our children all year long. Some are harder to put up with than others. Ahem, I may or may not be talking about mine.
I have the urge to take my kids’ teachers a bottle of wine every single time I see them. I just feel like they’ve earned it. They deserve it. They need it.
So this year, as school comes to a close, what could be better than Honest Wine Labels for Teachers™?
The easiest, funniest and most appreciated gift of all. A bottle of wine with a customized label that acknowledges just what they’ve been through this year. Perfect for end-of-year gifts, holiday teacher gifts or, let’s be honest, teacher to teacher gifts.
Just buy the downloadable labels (the entire set is just $13.99) – or if you prefer, these are also available individually so you can just buy the one or two you need – then print them on these stick-on labels (or even just paper if you want), slap them on your own choice of wine (teacher’s preference) and give the end-of-year gift that says, “I know my kid is why you drink.”
And if you’re afraid your school will frown upon alcohol on campus, no worries – a set of free printable gift tags like this will download with your purchase.
Now first take a look at Mike’s post about Teacher Gifts That Suck so you can avoid those pitfalls, then come back here and get to laughing (and gift-buying).
Time to look upon Honest Wine Labels for Teachers. Have a laugh and be sure, the perfect label for your kid’s teacher is there and waiting.
Ahhh, the blessed bouquet of (After) School Supplies. You can never have enough of them. Never.
If your kid insists on making something him or herself for the teacher, this first label is perfect for you. (It comes in a “he” and “she” version, btw). Just imagine how much those stinky little kid feet added to the earthy aromas in “He Stomped These Grapes Himself.”
Let’s face it. There are so many words teachers could call your child. Many of them positive, some of them not so much. I always appreciate hearing the word “spirited” because I know what it really means – and I don’t want to hear the real words. Also, let’s all acknowledge the truth – that we know our kid is why the poor teacher needs the wine in the first place. Bottoms up.
Common Core. Probably not your teacher’s favorite wine but let’s face it – a very good reason to drink. If your teacher has a real sense of humor (and a potty mouth), try a bottle of “Fuck the Apples, Give Me The Grapes.” I promise you it’s delicious. There’s also a more pg version available that says “Eff the Apples, Give Me The Grapes” if you prefer not to go full-on F word.
College students might benefit most from giving their professors a bottle of “Drink This Then Pass Me In The Morning,” while parents of elementary-aged kids know their teachers will equally love “You Were Nice to My Kid Even When My Kid Was a Jerk” or “Celebrate! Parent-free Summer Ahead.” What? You didn’t know not seeing you was part of the joy of summer for teachers?
Now go ahead and get your Honest Wine Labels for Teachers because the school year is winding down and we all know you want to properly appreciate your teachers – whether it’s Teacher Appreciation Week or not.
And if you just can’t get enough of Honest Wine Labels, check out Honest Wine Labels for Moms™. You will laugh your little ass off, I promise. And also find the perfect gift for all the mommies in your life. Check these out:
and even Honest Beer Labels for Dads.
Everything is available in my etsy shop. Except the beer labels. They’re coming soon.
Hope you’re ready for summer. Your kids are about to be all up in your grill. Stock up on some wine for yourself while you can. And I highly recommend these wine sippy cups for yourself and a friend – or package them along with the wine for your kids’ teachers.
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