More Honest Wine Labels For Moms

These wine labels are now available to purchase here or on etsy. Now you can make sure those gift baskets have lots of honesty in them, ladies.

So judging by the number of you who visited the blog to read the original 12 Honest Wine Labels for Moms™, I’m guessing the thought of choosing your wine by WHY you’re drinking it instead of by how oaky it is or by how yeasty its tannins are (you can tell I understand tannins, right?) appeals to you?

Let’s be honest, moms. It would be so much easier. Imagine quickly pushing your cart down the wine aisle, grabbing a case of “Husband has a Man Cold” and getting out of there before your kids break several thousand dollars worth of “Reserve” wine. (What is reserve wine anyway? It’s the kind you hide in the back of the pantry for emergencies, right?)

So I’m proposing that the label just straight up says what it’s for. And because my original 12 suggestions weren’t even close to enough to cover all the reasons we need our wine, here are 12 MORE Honest Wine Labels for Moms.

Ah, MomMomMomMomMomMommyMommyMomMommy 2015. Pairs so well with earplugs and cold macaroni and cheese.

Get down off the cross, mom and drink another glass of I give and I give and I give. Always puts me in a taking kind of mood.
I recommend stocking up on How Is It Only Tuesday? I guarantee you’ll want to drink a bottle of it at least once a week. And even your doctor recommends you keep a bottle of Lice. Not that. OMFG Anything Else in your “medicine” cabinet.
Husband Has A Man Cold is known for having curative properties (for you, not for him) while Still Wearing Maternity Jeans is an everyday alternative to Stretched Out Yoga Pants.

Please call your grocery stores and ask them to stock these Honest Wine Labels (and the wine) for moms in mixed cases. Even better if they can deliver a little Take Home Project Due Tomorrow straight to your door.

I have to go drink some Teacher Work Day now. Cheers! Meet you at the wine party! I recommend this awesome Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle. For Mommy Juice on the go!

I can’t wait to see what YOUR wine labels would say. Leave them in the comments and maybe I’ll make up a new set of labels and use yours in my next round of Honest Wine Labels for Moms™!

And don’t forget these hilarious honest wine labels for moms are available for purchase and make the perfect gift for that wine-loving mom in your life. Give her the gift that’ll make her laugh about her #momproblems, even if those mom problems are lice! Perfect for play dates, birthdays (the kids’ and hers), Christmas, baby showers and for no reason at all. Buy them here or on etsy.com. Go favorite the shop so you’ll always remember where to get all your #honestwinelabels.

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