We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve already eaten all your candy yourself. Well, no more. If everyone else gets a sexy Halloween costume, then moms should too. That’s why we’ve come up with an entire line of Sexy Halloween costumes for MOMS. What’s even better? They’re entirely DIY and in fact, you’re probably already dressed!
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Everybody needs to be somewhere at the same time and you’ll give them the ride of their lives in our Shameless Chauffeur costume. Drive them crazy in our schlubby Tuxedo print tee inspired by your Uncle Ronny who is 44 and lives in Granny’s basement, a pair of gloves to protect you from all the germs you’ll encounter at Chuck E. Cheese and a hat to cover up your unwashed hair. Yoga pants your own.
Give me an S, give me an E, give me an X, give me a Y. What does that spell? SEXY! And that’s just what you’ll be in our Cheeky Cheerleader costume. Wearing our fitted white tank top that spells out your devotion to your favorite player will give you a jump on all the other moms while all the dads will flip for you in our arousing athletic shorts. Costume comes with pom pom and hair bow. Add your own embarrassed child and beguiling beverage of choice.
Your calendar will be completely full this Fall when you dress as our Hot Hairdresser for Halloween. The costume’s black tee and yoga pants bring the (tepid) heat, while the flat iron will curl their toes. Don’t worry, there will be no cancellations because your reputation precedes you and nobody wants to get a blow out from anyone but you. Add your own Little Mermaid-obsessed child.
You’ll be as hot as molten lava this year in our Science Fair Femme Fatale costume. Wearing our teasingly paper-thin jumpsuit and standard issue goggles, it’ll be all they can do not to erupt when they see you. So grab that fire extinguisher and create your own foam party because things are about to get weird (science) up in here. Failed science experiment your own.
You’ll finally be ready to come out of the closet this Halloween when you wear our Hidden Pleasures costume. But do you have to reveal your secret stash? No you don’t. No one gets a taste of your candy until you say so. The pleasure is all yours.
Costume no longer available in L, XL and XXL.
Knock, knock. Who’s that at the door? Oh dear, it’s the Foxy Fundraiser here to take all your money and leave you with nine rolls of Christmas paper, a giant tin of popcorn and a dozen boxes of Girl Scout cookies. What’s that? You don’t have any cash. That’s okay. She takes checks and even has a Square credit card swiper on her iphone. Order this costume now because the only way to stop people from trying to sell it to you is if you can tell them you’ve already bought three. Comes with blue tee shirt and yoga pants. Accessories are extra but please buy as many as you can because we really need to raise money for our band trip to Disney World, to save the whales and for the children. Come on, it’s for the children.
You’re the only one who knows who and what goes where this Halloween when you’re out and about in our Saucy Secretary costume. Keeping up with so many schedules has never been so fetching (and frustrating). Costume comes with sweatshirt, an assortment of pens and a shit pile of whatever papers, cables, books and pets we rake off our table into your box when we pack it.
Nobody can collect as many stares as you in our Bodacious Boxtopper costume this Halloween. All eyes will be on you in the aisles and on the streets in this sizzling off-the-shoulder “Flashdance” sweatshirt from 1983 and bewitching black stretch pants. Accessorize with your own box tops because we’ve bought all the Cheerios we can eat for the next decade for our own kids’ schools and quite frankly can’t afford to buy them for you too.
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You’ll be making all the calls this season in our deluxe Racy Referee Halloween costume for moms. Fierce features include buxom black and white striped referee tee, luscious lavender robe that doubles as a tablecloth, whistle and flag. You know you’ll be calling foul on all the dads in the neighborhood when they try to score with an illegal play. But don’t worry too much – accessorize with a couple of fighting kids and before you know it, the game will be over.
If none of these costumes are perfect for you, just check out the original viral post Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms or last year’s equally viral (but not in a gross, snotty way) Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms. Pretty sure between 30 or so fabulously “sexy” costumes, we’ve got you covered.
Get these to pour that wine in then get to trick-or-treating like the vixen you are!
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