Toulouse and Tonic » I just want to pee alone http://www.toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Thu, 15 Oct 2015 01:56:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 I Just Want To Be Alone. You Want It Too. http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/just-want-alone-want/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/just-want-alone-want/#comments Tue, 25 Feb 2014 04:10:16 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5922 As most of you know, I’m rather fond of writing about my husband. You know, things like how I can’t understand a single word out of his mouth, and how I have to go to dramatic lengths to get him home from work on time, and how I test out his level of psychosis with […]

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]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/a-million-thanks-and-a-giveaway/feed/ 4 I Just Want To Pee Alone. Don’t You? http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/i-just-want-to-pee-alone-dont-you/ http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/i-just-want-to-pee-alone-dont-you/#comments Mon, 11 Mar 2013 08:51:29 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=4642 Today is the realization of a lifelong dream for me.  Over the weekend, just a little earlier than I was expecting, I was published.  In a real book.  That you can buy.  And that I can, like, autograph.  If anyone wants.  (looksdownkicksrocks) And in 48 hours, that book — I Just Want To Pee Alone […]

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