Today is the realization of a lifelong dream for me. Over the weekend, just a little earlier than I was expecting, I was published. In a real book. That you can buy. And that I can, like, autograph. If anyone wants. (looksdownkicksrocks)
And in 48 hours, that book — I Just Want To Pee Alone — went to (on amazon)
#1 Hot New Releases: HUMOR
#1 Hot New Releases: PARENTING AND FAMILIES HUMOR
#1 Hot New Releases: HUMOR ESSAYS
Sooo, why would YOU want this book, you say?
I Just Want To Pee Alone is a hilarious collection of original (never before published) essays from 37 of the funniest and most popular mom bloggers on the internet. All about the funny side of parenting.
You know motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand, right?
This book is a must-have for every mother in your life featuring all of these side-splittingly funny bloggers:
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Insane in the Mom Brain
The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva
Rants From Mommyland
You Know it Happens at Your House Too
The Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess
My Life and Kids
Bad Parenting Moments
Let Me Start By Saying
Four Plus an Angel
Binkies and Briefcases
Kelley’s Break Room
Toulouse & Tonic
Hollow Tree Ventures
The Fordeville Diaries
Mom’s New Stage
Nurse Mommy Laughs
The Dose of Reality
The Mom of the Year
Life on Peanut Layne
Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine
Confessions of a Cornfed Girl
I Love Them Most When They’re Sleeping
You’re My Favorite Today
So how can you get the book, you ask?
I got ya covered.
To order a paperback copy of the book with a personalized message and my signature, click the button below for paypal. Indicate how you’d like the book inscribed (name and/or message) in the “inscribe the book” field. And btw, you’re AWESOME!
The price ($13.98) includes shipping for one book, which I’ll send out as quickly as possible via U.S. Mail with a 5-10 business day delivery. If you’d like to order more than one copy (WOW, YOU’RE AMAZINGLY AWESOME), email me (email@example.com) with the details so we can figure out shipping. Paypal’s not so good at figuring out shipping for more than one book so I can create you a personal invoice if you want several. And did I mention, you’re AWESOMESAUCE?
For INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Please email me directly for costs and shipping fees at firstname.lastname@example.org.
OR buy it on AMAZON in paperback by clicking here.
Or buy it on AMAZON on Kindle by clicking here.
BTW, I wouldn’t hate ya if you wanted to click through from amazon from my site anytime you need to buy something. It costs you exactly the same as if you’d gone there directly, but I can make some pennies on whatever you buy (you don’t even have to buy whatever item you clicked on from my site…just click through from it and load up that cart). Girl needs to start making some pennies round here and I KNOW you buy a bunch of amazon shiz if you’re anything like me.
But back on subject. You can also buy it at iTunes where it’s currently #2 in Top Humor Sold, right next to Tina Fricking Fey.
NOOK - Barnes and Noble: Coming soon.
If you have any questions at all, please email me at email@example.com.
Obviously, I hope you buy the book and enjoy it. If you do like it, I would really appreciate it if you could go back to where you bought it and leave a review. I wouldn’t hate ya if you mentioned me, hint hint. Reviews help so much!
Please tell one friend about this book — someone who likes to laugh. I promise you, they won’t be disappointed. Just one more person buying the book would make my day.
I can’t thank you enough for your support. This book is a lifelong dream come true for me and it wouldn’t have happened without your support. I hope you buy it, read it and then ask me for more! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Now, would you like to win a signed copy of IJWTPA? I have 3 beautiful brand new shiny books, just waiting for your name and my signature. Just click on the rafflecopter link below to enter. (Don’t worry, they don’t keep your info. It goes into this raffle and then it’s gone). Giveaway ends 3/18/12 at midnight. I’ll contact winners by email and find out what scurvy message you want inscribed on your book, you dirty perv.
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Thank you so much and happy reading. Walk away now. Seriously. I’m about to launch into a hideous ugly cry and I don’t want you to see me like this!
All my love!