Oil pulling. It’s all the rage these days. In fact, if you haven’t tried it yet, your mouth is probably deteriorating at four times the rate it was last week due to the sheer force of oral jealousy. And if you’re one of those people who’ve been curing your organic wine hangovers with oil pulling for over a year – sheesh, don’t you think it’s time to take it to a new level?
That’s what I’m here for.
Tuesday night, March 18 at 9:30pm EST, give me 20 minutes and I’ll give you 0% chance you’re not gonna laugh.
Get those kids in bed, grab a teaspoon to a tablespoon of coconut oil (or sesame oil or whatever impossible-to-find oil cold-pressed from the asses of Peruvian bees they’re recommending this week), fire up twitter and follow along with #liveoilpulling. We’ll do every single step together and talk about it the entire time. Oh yeah, you might wanna make sure you have a spittoon and a drool towel handy too because I dare you not to laugh. That’s kind of the point, isn’t it?
We may not detoxify our livers, cure our impending heart disease, whiten our teeth or fix our hangovers … in fact, all we may do are spit-takes but that’s okay – because coconut oil is not the best medicine. Laughter is.
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