Today, I’m wishing that I had $1 for every pageview my blog has had over the last 10 months. Cuz then I’d have One Miiiiiiiillion Dollars! (just another way Dr. Evil and I are exactly alike).
But just in case you were wondering, uh, nope. No, I don’t.
But what I do have is YOU and you’re awesome. You made ONE MILLION pageviews in 10 months happen. So let’s get our drink on and celebrate!
Break out the vodka. Break out the wine. Break out the beer. Did I forget champagne? How could I forget champagne? We’re celebrating after all!
So what can you win in the Million Thanks Giveaway from a blog named after a drink?
Things to feed your drinking, of course.
One winner will get a $25 bar tab (actually just a $25 AmEx gift card, although I know you’ll use it to drink so let’s just not pretend).
One winner will get some non-rehab-oriented help with their drinking by receiving Drinkwel’s Life of the Party kit which contains everything you need to make an unforgettable night less regrettable plus 4 To-go packets. You have to check Drinkwel out — it’s the first vitamin for healthy people who drink alcohol. I wish I could grab a giant box of these things, jump in a DeLorean and deliver them back to myself about 10 years ago. But at least I can make use of them now!
You can find Drinkwel and tons of other products you just have to have at Sweet Relish. And dude, check out their discover button. It’s like speed-dating tons of cool brands. Seriously, it’s shopping slots. Take it for a spin!
2 more winners will get an autographed (by me) copy of the best-selling humor anthology, I Just Want To Pee Alone!
But WAIT! That’s not all.
Yes, it is. That’s all. But isn’t it great?
Giveaway ends Wednesday, June 12 at 12am EST. Open to US residents only.
Just sign up on the rafflecopter form below to enter. Don’t worry, they don’t save your info. When the giveaway is over, poof! It’s gone.
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