Everybody’s talking about Miley Cyrus in all her twerking glory at the MTV Video Awards but I have to tell ya, I don’t get what the big deal is. My kindergartner has been doing this exact same dance (except better) for months on end. He’s never seen Miley or anyone else twerk. In fact, he invented this dance himself and he calls it the Booty Shake, which, while quite literal, is still a fine name for it. I, on the other hand, like to call it “kwerking” (kindergarten twerking). Check it out. You won’t be sorry.
The only things missing from this amazing kwerking video are giant plushies, a soiled foam pointer finger and a visibly horrified Robin Thicke. Otherwise, it’s exactly the same.
You tell me which one we should be talking about.
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This was perfect! I loved it and it was sooooo much better than anything that tweifer (twat + heifer) perpetrated on humanity a few days ago.
Jesus H Christ… Stoppit…. NO ONE should have their ass in the air. Does the phrase “full bouquet of toilet paper dingleberries” mean anything to you? I don’t know where that’s from (I think it’s from an article in ‘Stuff’ magazine actually. About proper fellatio etiquette) but think about it… Is a big jello-y bouncing ass something to aspire to? I try to avoid jiggling as much as possible. Maybe it’s just me (Now do the Royal wave. Sexy). DO NOT ENCOURAGE ASS GLORIFICATION!!! There is a reason your butthole is divinely placed somewhere you can’t see it….
To wrap up my point, I will paraphrase Confucius… “What is the sound of one cheek clapping”. Think about it….
The whole ass thing is bizarre to me….
The fact that Brian commented there is a reason your butthole is divinely placed somewhere you can’t see it just makes this that much better.
By the way, your kid has mad skills.
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Brian is unique, to say the least. And entertaining. He should have his own blog!
Can you get paid for it? Hehehe…. I do have alot of pent up innanity of late…. Problem is, I like playing Devil’s Advocate so much that when I write something, I immediately rip it apart :/
Thanks btw. I’m glad SOMEONE understands what the hell I’m saying. (or at least does a great job of nodding and uh-huhing
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