Everybody’s talking about Miley Cyrus in all her twerking glory at the MTV Video Awards but I have to tell ya, I don’t get what the big deal is. My kindergartner has been doing this exact same dance (except better) for months on end. He’s never seen Miley or anyone else twerk. In fact, he invented this dance himself and he calls it the Booty Shake, which, while quite literal, is still a fine name for it. I, on the other hand, like to call it “kwerking” (kindergarten twerking). Check it out. You won’t be sorry.
The only things missing from this amazing kwerking video are giant plushies, a soiled foam pointer finger and a visibly horrified Robin Thicke. Otherwise, it’s exactly the same.
You tell me which one we should be talking about.