breakups

Let me tell you how it is, Mr. Man.

You think you can come up in here with your shabby, second-rate appearance, acting like you own the place? You think you can just lay on your ass every day while I do all the work around here? Is that what you think?

Oh no, Mr. Man. Toulouse is not taking it anymore.

Toulouse is done with you. She don’t need you no more.

So get the hell out.

Oh baby. Mama’s got a new man. And he is FINE.

Allow me, dear readers, to introduce you to the new T&T. It’s been a really big year around here. We’ve grown. A lot.

That boring old 1-size-fits-all blog design just won’t work anymore.

So with the help of some girlfriends at Akay Web Design, I finally got up the nerve to kick that old design out and bring in one that really appreciates me. This design loves me and I love it back with every fiber of my being. We are destined. We are committed. He is here to stay.

As my family, I hope you like “him” too.

I don’t often get sincere, what with all the snark and such, but for once I want to say a genuine thanks for being here for me through thick and thin, for always listening like good girlfriends (and guyfriends and gayfriends) do. It’s been almost a year since I started blogging with purpose. This new design signifies my commitment to continuing to sit in the back of the virtual classroom with you, making snide comments under my breath just for the thrill of seeing you snort Diet Mountain Dew out your nose. Why? Cuz I live for it, that’s why.

Special thanks to Andrea and Jamie at Akay Web Design. Jamie, you put up with my constant, heinous interference in your artistic work, my need to both make you do exactly what I wanted coupled with my complete lack of ability to tell you what that was. And despite all of that, you knocked it out of the park. And to Andrea for all the support, the nudging and the inspiration to get in there and do something better for you guys. Oh and for being brilliant enough to know all the technical stuff that sounds like “wahwahwahwahwahwahwah” to me.Look friends, I just broke up with someone and went straight to the salon and chopped all my hair off. I need you to tell me how good it looks. It looks good, right? You like it? Validate me!