You’re So Beautiful

Happy Mother's Day, Fat Ass!

“I can’t stop staring at you because you’re so beautiful.” It’s been quite a few years since a boy told me that.  It’s probably just coincidental that the phrase seems to have died with my habitual presence in bars 8 years ago when I got married.   The weird thing is, I’m not sure I […]

Watch this hilarious mom’s day video

It seems like between last year and this year, the idea of Mom’s wanting a day off for Mother’s Day has really gained momentum.  Last May, I wrote about the scandalous idea of wanting the whole weekend to myself and there was actually some backlash.  This year, everyone’s coming out of the closet.  If you […]

World’s Toughest Job Indeed.

Custom Mother's Day cards from Cardstore.com

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cardstore. As Mother’s Day approaches, I’ve been thinking a lot about all the hats I wear around my house.  Cook, maid, nurse, teacher, driver, therapist, stylist, coach, veterinarian, waitress, cruise director and laundress just to name a few.   And how strange it is […]

What She REALLY Wants for Mother’s Day

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Hey, you!  Stop picking through the sad remains of Mother’s Day cards in Target.  Step away from the awful, already wilting bouquet of mixed blooms in Publix.  And for God’s sake, don’t even think about letting Jane Seymour talk you into buying that godawful open hearts necklace for her. Because today, I’m letting you in […]