Open While Cleaning Out Desks
No Sharing Necessary
Celebrating no more paper work until August.
Allison Hart Probably too mean, but “Because you’re not paid enough to buy your own wine”
Enjoy your break from your students’ vomit
Because they are all geniuses until they go to school
Because you gave me your personal email . . .
Because everyone else’s thank you gift was a stupid wreath made out of crayons and, really, what good is that?
Those report cards aren’t going to fill themselves out
Because you still have to work all summer