Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Unless this is your first time here, you know that Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette and I have a close personal friendship. And that is why I was shocked — SHOCKED, I tell you — to discover today VIA THE NEWS MEDIA OF ALL THINGS, that she’s been supplying her son with drugs. I’ve dialed […]
Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, has a very famous and talented son, a reputation for being religious, and she probably has a house in the South of France. She also has something you don’t know about. A sense of humor. Just before Christmas, I almost passed up the chance to interview her in anticipation of […]
Just this week alone, I became a HuffPo contributor, an In The Powder Room writer AND a Belieber. I’m not sure which one is more shocking but I do know which one is most likely to get me arrested. But I’m not in the Big House, even though I wrote my name on Justin Bieber’s […]
My 6-year-old son, Asher, knows a lot about legos (awesome!), superheroes (not real people), dinosaurs (death by volcano) and how Santa Claus manages to deliver toys to every single child on earth in just one night (magic plus Rudolph). But he doesn’t know jack about Justin Bieber. So a few days ago, when I was […]
