Last Tuesday night, Bed Rest: The Series was suddenly cancelled without notice in a power play by new network president and newborn prodigy Meyer Allen.
From his new corner office in the NICU, Meyer had this to say, “Waaaaaaaaaah.”
When pressed further, his people added, “While Bed Rest was an interesting concept, it wasn’t playing well with the people who counted. Look for an exciting announcement in the near future about a brand new replacement series about impatient babies and their lives outside the womb.”
“While we don’t exclude the possibility of working with the writer of Bed Rest: The Series again, she has currently been ejected from the building.”
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Brilliant
Quite the compliment, coming from you : )
Congrats!!!! I can’t wait to hear the story! And look at you, you found a name. Was it all that bed rest that made you think of one? It’s wonderful.
It was the pressure. Oh the pressure.
Once again, my newborn was 2 days old before he got a name.
Wowee!! Big news, mucho congrats!! Love the name!
Congratulations to the four of you!!! Can’t wait to see pictures.