Get Your Summer Read On With A Giant Giveaway!

summer reading giveaway

Picture yourself poolside, or lounging on the beach. It’s nice, right? But it could be glorious! What you need are some great books to make you laugh, and some seriously stylish summer accessories. Guess what?  Your girls have you covered.

First up, we’re giving away six (count ‘em, SIX) funny books that you probably already own because you have mad good taste. But if, by chance, you’ve been busy reading the dictionary cover to cover or you tried to buy these and Amazon was all like, “Sorry, too slow, sucker. Sold out!” today’s your lucky day!

At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles

At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles: Mostly-True Tales of an Impending Miracle is the debut novel of the amazing Paige Kellerman, of There’s More Where That Came From. In it, she props her cankles up on the coffee table of your heart and tells the tale of her pregnancy with twins, from the reluctant announcement of the pregnancy test results to the experience of being hoisted awkwardly (is there any other way?) onto the delivery table. You’ll be able to relate to every word, and Paige’s unique storytelling style will keep you laughing, guaranteed.

Abby Still Has Issues

Abby Still Has Issues is the second book by Abby Heugel of the award-winning blog, Abby Has Issues. It features a ton of laugh-out-loud essays that could only be plucked from that wonderfully neurotic head full of issues we all love so well. Laugh along as she admits to being smelly (it’s not what you think), converses with her pants, and reveals why other countries hate us (hint: it’s our eyelashes). Intrigued? YOU SHOULD BE. Because it’s full of awesome.

I Just Want To Pee Alone

I Just Want To Pee Alone, a hilarious collection of hilarious essays about motherhood by 37 hilarious mothers, covers every parenting topic from planning for your baby, to being driven insane by your children, to… wait, are there other parenting topics? Yes, don’t be silly, of course there are. There’s something for everyone in this #1 best selling humor anthology which, I don’t mind saying, at one point ranked ahead of Tina Fey’s Bossypants – a fact that many of the co-authors plan to have engraved on their tombstones.

Ketchup is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves by Robin O’Bryant of Robin’s Chicks is full of funny stories about motherhood, sex talks, the terror of car trips, and all those eye-roll inducing, forehead-vein popping, laugh-out-loud things that bond parents together under the flag of Oh Thank Heavens, It Isn’t Just Me.

Also win a copy of Adrian Kulp’s hilarious book Dad or Alive: Confessions of an Unexpected Stay-at-Home Dad, which is based on his popular blog DadorAlive.com. With chapters like “She’s Gonna Have Daddy Issues” you know this book will be funny, relatable and just a little bit twisted (in the best possible way).

And we understand that you’ll need to keep the kids occupied if you’re hoping to get enough time to yourself to read a book with more than eight syllables per page. That’s why we’re also giving away 75 Ways To Have More Fun At Home, a fantastic e-book by Anna of My Life and Kids that’s absolutely bursting with activities for your kids. These are cheap-to-free, unique, realistic ideas that real people could and would actually do. You don’t want another summer day to go by without it!

I can say, without fear of hyperbole, that your entire summer will be a complete and total waste of time if you don’t read these books – so in the event that you don’t win this amazing prize package, check out the links and buy your own copies. You’ll be glad you did.

Now, while you’re enjoying these fabulous books, you want to look fabulous too, don’t you? Never fear, we have that covered, too!

A Girl and Her BandTo keep the hair out of your face while you’re reading (or while you’re serving up a wicked ace on the beach volleyball court), you’ll need headbands and hair ties from A Girl and Her Band. These suckers are nonslip, moisture wicking, antimicrobial and machine washable, not to mention cute as all getout. A Girl and Her Band is a company started by regular (but fantastic) mamas who support and empower active girls, and give back to the community by donating a portion of all website sales to a different charity each month. They’ve generously offered up three headbands of your choosing, and they’re throwing in a 5-pack of matching hair ties, too! Their company makes your heart feel as good as your hair will with this essential set of accessories.

As if that weren’t enough to make you look like a million bucks while you’re enjoying your summer reading, you’ll also get a Vera Bradley Summer Pack, which includes a Vera Bradley sarong, a small mesh tote, and a beach towel in the gorgeous Go Wild pattern.

AND, just in case we missed anything, we’re throwing in a $125.00 Amazon gift card so you can treat yourself to something special (I don’t know if Amazon sells fruity drinks in coconuts with little umbrellas in bulk quantities, but I’d look into that if I were you).

ENOUGH ALREADY, you say! I’m interested, so how do I enter?!?

To qualify: You must be able to read, or know someone who is willing to read to you while you drool in the corner after putting your kids to bed for the eleventy-millionth time, and live in the United States.

Recommended: Tissues, for laughter-induced tear blotting. Large-rimmed Jackie O sunglasses for increased mysterious cool factor. A few seconds of free time here and there for reading.  (We recommend the toilet.)

Required: Do the little Rafflecopter thingy. Winner will be chosen at random and notified after the giveaway closes on Sunday, July 21. If there’s no response from the winner within 24 hours, another winner will be chosen and so on until I decide just to keep everything for myself. (I’m kidding, of course. OR AM I? Yes, I’m kidding.)  Giveaway open to US residents only.

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  1. Kristin says:

    What a great giveaway!!!

  2. Totally entering. What an awesome giveaway. I want to win, I want to win!!
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  3. Yea! Giveaways! I want to win!

  4. Mary Happymommy says:

    Thanks for the chance! Have a nice week!

  5. Amazing giveaway! I would love every single thing!

  6. love it!

  7. I LOVE giveaways!

  8. Thanks for the chance to win! :)

  9. What a great giveaway :)

  10. I hope I win! The books sound fantastic!

  11. Ashley C says:

    What an awesome giveaway! Thanks!

  12. What neat prizes!

  13. Perfect timing since I’m in need of some good summer books! Great giveaway!

  14. Yay! Thanks!!

  15. This is great!

  16. Alexandria says:

    Hey, lady! Love the new blog look! This sounds like an amazing giveaway, thanks!!

  17. Dawn Sweeps says:

    I just stumbled on your blog. It’s great. Looking forward to following it.

  18. Elizabeth Truett says:

    I have been wanting to read “I Just Want to Pee Alone”!! That is the story of my life!

  19. Loved I Just Want to Pee Alone and just posted my thoughts on my blog with a link to one of your quotes. Glad to have found your blog and congrats on a million pageviews in 10 months! outstanding!
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