Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
I bet you follow a few of your favorite mom bloggers, right? But it’s impossible to keep up with everyone all the time. So just to make sure you’re not missing anything so funny, you’ll pee yourself, I thought I’d do a little Hilarious Mom Blog round-up. Here are some of my favorite funny mom […]
It’s probably wrong of me to call myself a craft-hater. Although I don’t love it (and I’m clearly not good at it – see my #CraftFails) – every now and then, if something seems easy enough I’ll give it a try. Because even I will admit that it feels good to have someone say, “You […]
My dad was almost never on time, but he always showed up. When I was in elementary school, Gene was a postman. He always wore an official postal service-blue pith helmet to protect his head from the sun, carried a skinny can of dog-spray and drove a super cool mail truck with low built-in benches in the back that I […]
There’s nothing like a cursing toddler to make you check yourself, is there? It wasn’t until Asher (6) was first starting to talk that I even thought about what a potty mouth I had. Years of working in music, spending time in bars and being around my foul-mouthed friends (do you like the way I […]
Perhaps the most confirmed bachelor on the planet has reportedly gotten engaged. If it’s true, George Clooney has left a pile of women on the side of the road along his way to (intended) marriage. Women like Stacy Keibler, Kelly Preston, Lucy Lui, Renee Zellweger, Celine Balitran, Krista Allen, Elisabetta Canalis … I could go […]
Today, we’re taking a little spin on Ninja Mom’s Character Assassination Carousel with a family of beloved bears. As is traditional with this fun little project, the bears will not come out unscathed. Although it’s mostly that bitch, Mama Bear Berenstain. The Berenstain Bears and Too Much TV My 5-year-old child has an extensive library […]
I haven’t been pregnant in more than 2 years (ahem, thank goodness with how this one went down), yet this is still one of my most popular posts. I guess it’s all you women who, despite all these sucky things about being pregnant, keep doing it again and again and again. ; ) Sooo, I […]
Oil pulling. It’s all the rage these days. In fact, if you haven’t tried it yet, your mouth is probably deteriorating at four times the rate it was last week due to the sheer force of oral jealousy. And if you’re one of those people who’ve been curing your organic wine hangovers with oil pulling for […]
