Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise

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Now this a product worth pooping on. Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise.  Yes, that’s right – this baby is better than yours.  This one shits jewelry. Need proof?  Watch the commercial.

Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms

Sexy Halloween Costumes for moms - Toulouse & Tonic

Heat up any party of one with these sexy Halloween costumes for moms! No time to shop for a costume for yourself now that you have your own Elsa, Anna, Olaf and Ninja Turtle to dress?  No problem.  These costumes are completely DIY.  In fact, you’re probably ready right now! *post may contain affiliate links […]

17 Facts about Johnny Appleseed

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In honor of Johnny Appleseed‘s upcoming birthday, here is a really funny (and possibly informative) list of facts my son taught me last year when he came home from a day at kindergarten. Tell me, which fact stands out in your mind? Apparently, September 26 is Johnny Appleseed’s birthday.  I wouldn’t know that if it […]

20 Things That Never Get Old About Having Kids

Things that Never get Old about Having Kids - Toulouse & Tonic

So many things about having kids are boring and stressful and repetitive and get old really, really fast.  Like diaper changing, wiping butts, the crying, the lack of sleep, the never-ending efforts to feed people involving shopping, cooking, cajoling and cleaning up.  The bathing, the fighting, the paci retrieving, the constant echo of “Mommy, mommy, mommy.” […]

Confessions of a PlayGroup Hater

3 Ways to Make Playgroup More Fun (for you) - Toulouse & Tonic

I haven’t been to an official “playgroup” in years but now I have a toddler again and since he’s now the same age Asher was when I was taking him to playgroups, I’m having flashbacks.  I don’t think I’ll be doing it this time around and here’s why.  I confess.  I hated playgroup. I went […]

8 Signs Your Husband Is Annoying You Around The House

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The kids are back in school today, FINALLY, so next week I’ll at last have a chance to write something new for you.  In the meantime, here’s one of my more popular posts about my husband and his annoying household habits.  Enjoy – and add your  thoughts in the comments! I’m not sure what happens […]

The P Word

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A friend recently mentioned that her daughter had started to say the P word and that made me remember this little gem so I thought I’d reshare. And just for your own reference, ignoring it did eventually work. But it took a while. Read on. I’ve always known the day would come when my kid […]

10 (more) Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman

10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman, by a very brave man - Toulouse & Tonic

A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.  Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there.  His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]